All The Boys Love Mandy Lane

A killer obsessed with a hot teenager girl kills the girl's friends while at a party on a secluded farm.

That's the plot synopsis. Here are my notes:

1. The teenage girl is not that hot, certainly not enough to kill for.

2. No farm in the US is secluded enough that it would out of range from cell phone companies. In fact, farms are usually where the rural cell towers are located. Except for maybe in the mountains. But this movie takes place in the plains. Any of these teens could call the cops at any time. Then again, avoiding roaming charges might be worth the added risk.

3. The slasher doesn't even seem that interesting. It's like being stalked by the boring younger brother of David Boreanaz's worthless slasher from "Valentine."