Blonde Ambition

The movie stars Jessica Simpson.

There, now you know all you need to know.

You're not going to see this movie, and I'm not going to type about it. We'll all just go back to our own little lives and pretend that Jessica Simpson was a half-talented pop singer in the late 90's who then faded away, never to be heard from again. She never had a TV show, and never tried to be a comedic actress.

There, aren't we all happier now?