Bloodrayne

Bloodrayne is directed by Uwe Boll.

I first became aware of Uwe Boll when I saw the trailer for the Boll-directed The House of the Dead. The trailer contained lots of "bullet-time" shots of zombie fighting. It didn't look like a great film, but I thought it would be a fun zombie movie with cool action sequences.

I was dreadfully wrong.

When I saw the trailer for Boll's Alone in the Dark, I didn't think it looked very good, but I figured I'd watch it anyway because it couldn't possibly be as bad as The House of the Dead, right?

I was horribly wrong.

After suffering through Tara Reid's worst film (this should clearly illustrate just how bad it was), I found out Boll was being given more money to film Bloodrayne, his third videogame adaptation. "I bet this will be his worst film yet." I thought to myself. Then I saw the trailer.

I am so right this time.

The Bloodrayne trailer fails on every level. The editing is bad, the cast credits are displayed in weird groupings (and contained two "with" credits, the first of which was the second name in the cast list!), the music is sub-porn quality, and all the "acting" on display would make even William Shatner embarassed.

This will be Uwe Boll's worst film.